首页
外语
计算机
考研
公务员
职业资格
财经
工程
司法
医学
专升本
自考
实用职业技能
登录
外语
洋教师说:“这文章写得当然好,而且绝妙无比,你们听——”他拿起作文念起来,“我们学校最美的地方,不是教室,不是操场,也不是校门口那个带喷水的小花坛,而是食堂。瞧,玻璃干净得几”乎叫你看不到它的存在——”洋教师念到这儿,眼睛调皮地一亮,眉毛一挑,“听听,多么
洋教师说:“这文章写得当然好,而且绝妙无比,你们听——”他拿起作文念起来,“我们学校最美的地方,不是教室,不是操场,也不是校门口那个带喷水的小花坛,而是食堂。瞧,玻璃干净得几”乎叫你看不到它的存在——”洋教师念到这儿,眼睛调皮地一亮,眉毛一挑,“听听,多么
admin
2012-04-23
51
问题
洋教师说:“这文章写得当然好,而且绝妙无比,你们听——”
他拿起作文念起来,“我们学校最美的地方,不是教室,不是操场,也不是校门口那个带喷水的小花坛,而是食堂。瞧,玻璃干净得几”乎叫你看不到它的存在——”洋教师念到这儿,眼睛调皮地一亮,眉毛一挑,“听听,多么幽默!”
幽默? 怎么会是幽默? 大家还没弄明白。
洋教师接着念道:“如果你不小心在学校食堂跌了一跤,你会惊奇地发现你并没有跌跤,因为你身上半点尘土也没留下;如果你长期在学校食堂里工作,恐怕你会把苍蝇是什么样子都:忘了……”
洋教师又停住,舌头“得”地弹一声,做一个怪脸说,“听呀,还要多幽默,我简直笑得念不下去了。”
学生们忽然明白了什么。
选项
答案
"This is certainly a good essay," he explained. "Absolutely matchless! Just listen...”He picked up the composition and began to read. "The most beautiful spot on campus is not the classroom-building, nor the sports-ground, nor the lawn with the fountain at the gate; the most beautiful spot on campus is our cafeteria. Look! The window-panes are so clean that you scarcely notice there is glass in them...”He paused, his eyes flashing with a glint of wits and his brows shooting upward. "Listen! Isn’t it humorous? ” Humorous? But what was humorous about it? The students were puzzled. "If you were not careful enough," he continued, "and had a fall on the floor, you would be amazed to find that you had not fallen at all because you did not get a single particle of dust on your clothes. If you had been working in the cafeteria long enough, you would have forgotten what a fly looks like...”He stopped, his tongue clicking rapidly to show admiration. Working up a funny expression on his face, he went on, "Listen, please! Do you think anyone else could’ve made it more humorous? " He laughed so heartily that he could hardly continue. But now the students seemed to be cottoning on.
解析
转载请注明原文地址:https://jikaoti.com/ti/xajYFFFM
0
专业英语八级
相关试题推荐
Outinthestreetatlast,themanstoppedrunningandlookedbackatthestepsofthegallery.Thewomanwasnotfollowinghim.
Sincethelate1970’s,inthefaceofasevere10ssofmarketshareindozensofindustries,manufacturersintheUnitedStates
IntheUnitedStates,charterschoolsprovidealternativesto"regular"publicschools.Unlikemostpublicschools,chartersdon
IntheUnitedStates,charterschoolsprovidealternativesto"regular"publicschools.Unlikemostpublicschools,chartersdon
NathanielHawthornewasmostfamousfor______.
徐霞客一生周游考察了16个省,足迹几乎遍及全国。他在考察的过程中,从来不盲目迷信书本上的结论。他发现前人研究地理的记载有许多不是很可靠的地方。为了进行真实细致的考察,他很少乘车坐船,几乎全靠双脚翻山越岭,长途跋涉;为了弄清大自然的真相,他总是挑选道路艰险的
我直到几十年以后,才体会到云彩更多,霞光才愈美丽。从云翳中外露的霞光,才是璀璨多彩的。生命中不是只有快乐,也不是只有痛苦,快乐和痛苦是相生相成,互相衬托的。快乐是一抹徽云.痛苦是压城的乌云.这不同的云彩。在你生命的天边重叠着,在“夕阳无限好”的
Chomskyusestheterm______torefertotheactualrealizationofalanguageuser’sknowledgeoftherulesofhislanguageinl
DisappearingActTherehavebeenrumors.There’sbeengossip.AllHollywoodisshockedtolearnthatCalistaFlockhart,star
随机试题
慢性淋巴细胞性甲状腺炎没有
男性,35岁,因煤气泄露燃烧烧伤头、面、颈部及双上肢,伤后1小时入院,查患者声音嘶哑、口唇烧伤、口腔黏膜水肿,有水泡形成,鼻毛烧焦,双上肢双手创面呈环匝形,皮革样改变,痛觉消失,听诊肺部有哮鸣。
以下哪项不是湿热水肿的主症
盘盈审批前的库存现金应该通过“待处理财产损溢”账户核算。()
“进口口岸”栏应填报()。9.“成交方式”栏应填报()。
欺诈发行股票、债券罪侵犯的客体是()。I.单一客体Ⅱ.复杂客体Ⅲ.国家对证券市场的管理制度Ⅳ.投资者的合法权益
释放和关闭表单的方法是()。
在VisualFoxPro中,如果要将教师表(职工号,姓名,性别,工龄,基本工资)中"工龄"属性删除,正确的SQL命令是( )。
与窗体和报表的设计视图工具箱比较,下列哪个控件是数据访问页特有的
Interpersonalcommunicationisyourinteractionwithothers.Talkingtoafriendoncampus,chattingtoa(n)【C1】______friendon
最新回复
(
0
)