A、The man was out of mind. B、He drank a few beers in the party. C、He lost his directions to his home. D、He took some drugs in th

W: Hello. 15th District Officer Mary speaking.
M: Help. Yeah, uh, it was wild, I mean really weird.
W: Calm down, sir! Now, what do you want to report?
M: Well, I’d like to report a UFO sighting.
W: A what?
M: What do you mean "what"? An unidentified flying object!
W: Walt, tell me exactly what you saw.
M: Well, I was driving home from a party about dime hours ago, so it was about 2:00 a. m. , when I saw this bright light overhead.
W: Okay. And then what happened?
M: Oh, man. Well, it was out of this world. I stopped to watch the light when it disappeared behind a hill about a kilometer ahead of me.
W: Alright. Then what?
M: Well, I got back in my car and I started driving toward where the UFO landed.
W: Now, how do you know it was a UFO? Perhaps you only saw the lights of an airplane or the headlights of an approaching car. Things like that happen, you know.
M: Well, if it was that, how do you explain "the beast"?
W: What do you mean, "the beast"?
M: Okay. I kept driving for about five minutes when all of a sudden, this giant, hairy creature jumped out in front of my car.
W: Oh, yeah. Then what?
M: Well, then, the beast picked up the front of my car and said, "Get out of the car. I’m taking you to my master!" Something like that.
W: Wow? A hairy creature who can speak English! Come on!
M: I’m not making this up, if. that’s what you’re suggesting. Then, when I didn’t get out of the car, the beast opened the car door and carried me on his shoulders to this round-shaped flying object, and well, that’s when I woke up along side the road. The beast must have knocked me out and left me there.
W: Well, that’s the best story I’ve heard all night, sir. Now, have yon been taking any drugs or alcohol in the last 24 hours? You mentioned you went to a party.
M: What? Well, I did have a few beers, but I’m telling the truth.
W: Okay, okay. We have a great psychologist that deals with these kinds of cases.
M: I’m not crazy.
W: Well, we’ll look into your story. Thank you.