What’ s the airport like?

W: Next! Good morning, can I help you?
M. This place is a madhouse! Everybody is pushing and shoving!
W: Yes, I know. We are short-handed and we are very crowded today Now what can I do for you?
M: I want a ticket to New York.
W: Okay. One way or round trip?
M: One way, of course. I don’t want to hang around here any longer. was here in Los Angeles last year and I hated it. I come here on business every year and I hate it. It’s too spread out, too smoggy!I
W: That’ll be $ 375. How would you like to pay?
M: Cash, of course. I don’ t believe in plastic money or credit cards, or any of that. Listen, can you hurry it up? You’re taking forever!
W: I’m doing my best, sir. Aisle or window seat?
M: Window seat.
W: Smoking or nonsmoking?
M: Nonsmoking, of course ! Oh, by the way, I’m supposed to get a spe cial meal. Doctor’s order — I can’t eat meat. Last time I had a spe cial salad plate. I’d like one of those this time, too.
W: I’m sorry. I’m not able to do that. We need twenty-four hours notice for special meal.
M: What! You can’t give me my special salad?
W: I’m sony. I would like to, but I simply cannot.
M: Well, I don’t give up so easily. Where’s your supervisor?