Why did Carolyn decide to bake cookies?

Carolyn had nine children, They wanted cookies. She decided to bake all those children some cookies. They were too noisy and maybe cookies would keep them quiet. She looked for her recipe book everywhere. She looked in the kitchen, in the bathroom, and in the den. It was not there. She thought for a minute and decided she might remember the recipe. She sifted 8 cups of flour, measured 5 cups of sugar, broke 7 eggs, and 9 teaspoons of vanilla. She mixed them all together in a bowl and made round cookies. She placed them on a cookie sheet. The oven was turned to 450 degrees. The children were running around everywhere wanting the cookies to get ready. The cookies began to smell. The oven door began to creep open. Carolyn heard strange noises coming from the oven. ZZZZZZZZZrppppppp! Pop! Bing! ZZZZZZZZZrppppppp! The oven door popped all the way open and cookie dough went on the ceiling, on the floor, on the counter, and on Carolyn. It was a big mess! Carolyn decided she must have used the wrong ingredients for the cookies!