What is the purpose of this talk?

Ladies and gentlemen, distinguished guests, colleagues, friends, and family, I am honored to be standing before you today to accept this award on behalf of the many researchers and administrators of our team. It was 25 years ago that I first entered the field of bio-technological research with a vision and dream of making the impossible possible for everyone. With my team of dedicated researchers and a very meticulously working administrative staff, we have gone where no one has gone before. I owe a very big thank you to Dr. Elizabeth Lipton for her support during the early stages of my research. Without her moral and professional support, I believe we would still be running the same regressions and be obtaining the same ambiguous reports.